The Treasury of Skillful Methods was once a school of war wizards, esteemed across the realm for their masterful blending of swordplay with spellcraft. Disciples of the Skillful Methods were well known for their prudence and scrupulous avoidance of the usual sorts of Mad Sorcery that other the wizard schools would engage in, seeking to avoid their Dooms. If they were lesser in power for this, they were regarded as greater in their wisdom and restraint.
All save for one, whose name has been stricken from the record, now known only by history as the 'Grand Topologist'. This sage taught there existed a Method Yet More Skillful, one which could only be accessed by a master wizard-duelist who used topological techniques to wear an unlimited number of socks at once. The Secret Cabal of the Methods Yet More Skillful sought such means and left great disasters in their wakes. The charter to perform magic was revoked, the school left as an esoteric dueling academy focused on inexplicably needle-based martial arts and the inescapable value of having warm socks on at all times.
You have those warm socks. And you have the secret ciphers used to decode the spells woven into every knit and purl. You are an Outlaw wizard posing as a member of the Third Estate. Whether you quest to restore the good name of your art or to finally unravel the secrets of the Methods Yet More Skillful, you are, for your sins, a Sock Wizard.
Perk: Your spellbook is a pair of knit socks. They keep whatever is in them (chiefly your feet) safe from water, chills, insects and all other forms of earthly peril. Dragon fire will still kill you, of course. But it will leave the smouldering stumps of your feet safe and secure inside their invulnerable socks.
Drawback: You must wear the socks on your feet, with nothing else inside of them except your feet. You invest one MD in a spell per spellbook-sock worn this way. This naturally limits you to only ever casting spells with 2 MD. Unless you were to somehow acquire more feet, but that sort of thinking how the school lost its royal charter and ended up having to go underground in the first place. Don't.
The Treasury of Skillful Methods does not teach cantrips. Instead, you start with proficiency in the use of knitting needles (both as weapons and as tools) and any one technique or stance from the Methods of Skillful Dueling. You may learn additional techniques and/or stances in place of spells, if desired. The dueling school, incidentally, is not banned and makes for a good cover story.
Ψ - The Skillful Methods
An obscure style, focused chiefly on footwork and occult knowledge.
You might have learned it from a witch, or read it in a pair of socks.
1. Technique: Entrelac
After making two attacks, you may throw a net, basket or other woven thing as a free action. It has to be within arm's reach, but need not be already in hand.
2. Technique: Intarsia
Upon striking a skin or fabric, you may mark them with a full colour image of your devising. This is a birthmark on skin or cunning knitting on fabric.
3. Technique: Brkyobrk
You may roll a single attack against two opponents, rolling once for both.
4. Stance: SABLE
Your needle (or blade) trails thread, yarn or ribbon when you swing it. In addition to being very flashy, this lets it be used as a grappling hook.
Spells: The Treasury of Skillful Methods draws from the same pool of spells as Orthodox wizards. Disciples may learn duelist techniques or stances instead.
Mishaps
1. MD only return to your pool on a 1-2 for 24 hours.
2. Take 1d6 damage as the needle slips.
3. Random mutation for [sum] rounds, then make a save. Permanent if you fail.
4. Lose 1 MD for 24 hours.
5. Drop everything you're holding and be unable to pick it up for [sum] rounds.
6. For 24 hours, must save to resist a fiber goods-specific form of kleptomania.
Dooms
The Treasury of Skillful Methods has no natural Dooms, as one cannot naturally learn how to cast its spells with enough puissance to trigger dooms. Should you embrace unnatural methods to enhance how many socks you may wear and thus how many MD you can use in a single spell, your Doom will be decided by the method used. Biomancy? A Biomancer's Doom. Became a centaur? A prophetic Doom. Beware.
It is said that one who learns the most fundamental and hidden Lesson of the Skillful Methods of Dueling will be able to escape the limitations of this art by comprehension alone. To date, no wizard has managed to accomplish this feat. Or, if they have, they've not openly admitted to their achievements.
Thursday, December 5, 2024
The Treasury of Skillful Methods
Friday, August 9, 2024
[GLOG] Chain Binder
Chain Binder
Starting Equipment: ceremonial silver collar, one sanctified tool, hard hat, work clothes and an incomplete work order
Starting Skill: 1} Construction, 2) Labour Relations or 3) Siege Engineering
+1 Sanctified Tool per Template
A. Chained, Work Orders
B. Commune
C. Sanctified
D. Apprentices
Δ. Demon, Double Devil
Chained: You have a ceremonial silver collar around your neck, attached to twenty feet of incorporeal and invisible silver chain. This chain attaches to a similarly incorporeal and invisible Mockery Devil. The Devil has twenty strength, can grasp both corporeal and incorporeal things and can perfectly mimic any action you mime it doing. The Devil is smarter than you are but otherwise has the statistics of a big gorilla.
The Devil is bound. It may only take actions that you mime it doing. These happen right before the start of your next turn. If you mime the Devil picking something up, it will pick it up and move it around however you mime it moving it. If you punch someone, the Devil will punch that person too (for 2d6+Str), if they haven't moved out of the way by the start of your next turn. The Devil may not do anything that you cannot mime it doing.
Work Orders: Officially, you are supposed to be supervising your Devil as it serves mankind via manual labour. The Devil is strong and cannot be crushed by falling blocks of marble, so it makes sense (according to the Church) to make it do heavy lifting on construction sites and dig irrigation canals and so forth. As part of its binding, your Devil is forbidden from wielding weapons and must get permission from the Church to carry tools.
If you visit any church you can ask for a list of nearby projects that your Devil could work on. You can also propose your own tasks, subject to the Church official agreeing that it sounds like a honest uplifting heavy labour for your Devil. They will take your current set of Sanctified Tools and issue you a set of replacements suited to whatever task(s) you agreed to make it perform. If you don't actually do the work you agreed to, you will get lectured the next time you visit that particular church.
The Church will not sanctify weapons for your Devil, but might be convinced to sanctify a big axe if you can convince them that you need to chop down big trees. Weapons do not increase the damage done by the Devil, but do let you wield a matching weapon and still have it copy you. The Church can re-summon your devil if it gets banished, but not if it escapes. You will get lectured if you let your Devil get banished without a very good excuse.
Commune: You have learned how to let your Devil speak. This is not strictly sanctioned, so you shouldn't do it in front of priests you don't trust. It turns out that Mockery Devils are good listeners, but get bored of being used as arcane construction equipment. Your Devil speaks three languages you don't and can tell you about things it sees, including magic, holiness and invisible things. As the name suggests, Mockery Devils can perfectly mimic any voice they have ever heard.
Sanctified: You have seen the tool sanctification ritual enough times that you know all the words. You can de-sanctify one item in order to re-sanctify another item in an hour long ritual, whenever you want. If you are not a priest, this is extremely illegal. Even if you are a priest, you're really not supposed to be approving your own requests like this. But you could do it
If you got a good look at the ritual for Devil summoning, you could figure out how to do that too. It wouldn't even have to be a Mockery Devil, necessarily, if you learn the True Name for something else.
Unrelatedly, you learn that sanctified adamantine can break incorporeal Devil chains and that you are expressly forbidden from ever sanctifying anything made of adamantine. But again, it's not like the Church could stop you, if you keep it secret.
Apprentices: If you have not been ex-communicated from the Church by this point, you will be sent 1d4 apprentices each season until you have as many apprentices as you have levels. Half of them are bright-eyed and naive acolytes while the other half are seasoned construction workers. You are expected to serve as a good role model to them and not get them killed. You can nominate one of them to take your place if you die, immediately promoting them to being a 2nd level Chain Binder and your new player character.
If you HAVE been ex-communicated, you still get a similar number of naive acolytes and seasoned construction workers following you around, but its less of an apprenticeship and more of a 'Rogue Demon Cult' according to official sources. The robes are different. You can still nominate one of them to inherit your Demon and/or kidnapped loyalist Devil, with the usual benefits.
Demon: Gain this template if you break your Devil's chains but it stays loyal to you instead of running off back to either Hell or snitching on you to Church. Your Devil (now a Demon) can move as far away from you as it wants and still mimic you perfectly. But you are also going to get excommunicated the second anyone finds out that you've done this, with hunters sent to arrest you both.
If it turns out that your Devil is a loyalist and was just trying to bait you into sinning in order to test your faith, you still get the benefits of this template. The Devil has to mimic your actions, regardless of what it thinks of you. But the vibes are very different. You still get hunted by the Church over it.
Double Devil: Gain this template if you acquire a second Mockery Devil somehow. You now have an extra Devil. It also mimics every action you mime, but against a different target. You can keep getting this template if you keep getting more Mockery Devils, but eventually the Church is going to start asking some pointed questions about how this keeps happening and when you plan on returning them. Assuming you haven't already been excommunicated.
Saturday, July 27, 2024
[RPG Blog Carnival] Languages of the Underworld
About two years ago, I ran a 5e campaign with the following premise: some demigod tyrant of a king has found a passage into the Underworld and is sending anyone he can recruit down into it to map the place and bring back cthonic treasures, wisdom from undead sages, unfinished works from ghostly musicians and so on and so forth. Hexcrawl in Hades.
This post is (mostly) not about that campaign. Instead, it's an answer to this month's RPG Blog Carnival, for whom the theme is linguistics. One of the points where my version of 5e deviates from the standard version of 5e is that I like to curate a special list of languages for each campaign. For the Underworld campaign, that took the form of this chart:
The key phrase here is 'mutually intelligible'. Any two languages connected by a line can be imperfectly understood by a speaker of the other language. If you speak Common, you can get the gist of anything said in Classical and vice versa. Arrows mean a one way connection - if you known Sylvan you can understand what wild beasts are trying to tell you, but the beasts can't understand what you are trying to tell them.
The Divine languages (Titanic, Ouranic, Thalassic and Cthonic) are all mutually intelligible. The Gods of Olympus may not talk to the Gods of the Underworld very often, but they can reliably talk to one another. Instead of having a written form, they can be communicated via omen. The will of Olympus is written in the clouds and the flight of birds, get yourself a priest who can read it for you. Given that the players knew that they were going into the Underworld by dint of the name of the campaign, Cthonic ended up being a very obvious and popular pick, balanced by the fact that its written from was entrails. If you want advice from the powers of the Underworld, you have to bring a live animal along for the trek through this maddening ghost cave until such time as you're looking to consult those Cthonic powers. The Titanic doesn't let you read omens, but it does let you interpret the standing orders of the ancient Clockwork soldiers left behind by the Telekhines. If you had the proper articles of authority you could even give them new orders, if you knew the right words to say.
Beast, Bird, Bug, Fish and Reptile are spoken by wild animals of the appropriate sorts. In the version of mythology I went with, Prometheus (and his lesser known brother Epimethus) were in charge of assigning natural abilities to the wild animals back during the days of the Titans. They were the ones that decided to give wings to the birds, arms to the apes, gills to the fish and so on and so forth. If an animal is particularly weird looking, it gets blamed on Prometheus. What a slacker, giving the ostrich's wings to the bat and the snake's legs to the millipede. (Never mind that a ostrich that could carry people off or snakes with a hundred legs would be horrific and that Prometheus did us a favor by preventing that.)
As a consequence, anyone who speaks Giant can be understood by wild animals of every sort. In a normal campaign this would be pretty busted, but remember: it's the Underworld. Not exactly a lot of wild animals down in Hades to have a chat with. The ones you did want to talk to probably spoke something else as well. Other languages had a similar effect for a narrower range of animals. Cthonic let you be understood by creepy crawlies, Sylvan let you be understood by wild mammals, Thalassic would let you play Aquaman to any fish you encountered.
Common and Classical are Greek and Ancient Greek respectively. Are there non-Greek people in the Underworld? Definitely. Do they still speak Greek? For the purposes of this story, yes. Is that historically accurate? No. But it's how language works in mythology, so that's what I'm going with. The living get to speak Common for free, while antique ghosts speak Classical. The 5e Thieves' Cant ability, meanwhile, would have been altered to cover any sort of secret code or cipher. Assuming anyone had chosen to play a Rogue, which nobody did. But it was on the list in case anyone had wanted to.
Gallic is the shared language of every sort of half-bird creature in the Underworld. Harpies, sphinxes, manticores, sirens, gryphons, pegasi, hippogryphs, flying snakes, you name it. Anything that came from a different mediterranean mythology got put down as being Gallic, including the language's namesake: the galla. AKA bird-headed demons who guarded the ancient Sumerian Underworld. This in turn let me use various demons and devils from the Monster Manual by simply giving them a bird's head and saying that they're a hideous Underworld guardian of some sort. In-universe, Gallic has the same relationship to Bird as Classical has to Common, having once been spoken by an ancient race of birdmen who were to modern birds as Humanity is to modern monkeys.
Sylvan is the language of nymphs, dryads, naiads, lampads and all the dozens of other demi-divine nature goddesses in mythology. Also: Satyrs. It would be fairly boring box-ticking addition to the languages list if not for two facts: First, it's understandable by anyone who is Drunk. You cannot become fluent
in Drunk, but if you get sufficiently intoxicated, you can converse to
anyone or anything that is similarly sloshed. Anything. Get drunk enough with your horse and the two of you can have a
conversation that you won't remember once you're sober. Pour a libation
out in front of a door and the door will be able to understand Common
until it sobers up. What did you think that bottle of sacred wine was
for? In Vino Veritas; praise Dionysus for this miracle.
Second, you can't learn Sylvan unless you are faithfully married to a native
speaker, ie. an oread or a hesperide or something. As you might imagine,
this is something of a Catch-22, because in order to get married to a
neriad, you're probably going to need to be able to talk to her for at
least long enough to propose. This means that you can't parley with the satyrs until you party with the satyrs. Ditto for getting married to a nymph. You know that and they know that and you both know that the other knows it. So if someone wants to make peace, they'll offer up a wineskin. Everyone gets absolutely hammered and has a party. When you wake back up, an agreement has been struck. You might need to piece together what exactly that agreement was after the fact, but there will be some sort of agreement.
Friday, July 19, 2024
[GLOG] Druid
Druid
Starting Equipment: Spear, sharp rock, tanned animal hide bag. Pick a specific beast for the animal hide to be from.
+1 Stealth at every level
A: The Movement, Mimicry
B: The Stillness
C: The Wounding
D: The Feast
The Movement
You count as a wild beast and not as a sapient being for magical purposes. While unobserved by sapient beings and while touching a piece taken from a wild beast, you may assume the shape of that beast. You can switch which wild beast you are once per round. Wounds persist between forms, translating arm to wing, foot to paw. If you ever use symbolic language, lose this ability until you sleep and wake up.
Mimicry
You can perfectly copy the sounds of any natural thing. The closest this can come to language is laughter, screaming and a sort of babble that convincingly sounds like language, but conveys no deeper meaning. You must attempt the noises out of character when using this ability.
The Stillness
While touching an unworked inanimate object that is larger than you are, you may become part of that object. This lasts until you move. Creatures who are not aware of you will only notice it, not you, unless they touch the object you are being a part of. You do not feel hunger, thirst, fatigue, cold or illness as an object. You can communicate with anyone who is part of the same object, regardless of distance, using Mimicry. Rivers count as inanimate objects, but they are easy for your quarry to accidentally touch.
The Wounding
If you injure a someone with the intent to kill them, they count as a wild beast rather than as a sapient being until the wound heals or you abandon your hunt. If you abandon your hunt, you lose this ability until you sleep and wake up. If you wound someone like this and they do not use symbolic language until the wound naturally heals, and you hunt them for the entire time, they can take a level in druid without needing to be raised from birth without language or going through any other initiation rites.
The Feast
If you eat every piece of a wild beast, you may permanently assume its form. You never turn back, even if observed, but you can turn into any prior form using The Movement even if no part of it remains to touch. While using The Stillness, you can move as much as you want, as long as you remain in contact with the object. If you use this ability on another druid who also has this ability, you learn everything that druid ever knew and obtain all prior forms they ever possessed.
Saturday, June 1, 2024
[GLOG] Cleric
A: Piety, Smite
B: Miracles
C: Command
D: Doctrine
Piety: Choose a number from 1 to 6 for your Piety. You cannot roll less than 3 + Piety on reaction rolls from people who hold your deity in high regard. Whenever you would violate a precept of your god, there is a Piety in six chance that you cannot bring yourself to do so. This applies even if you are tricked or coerced. If magic is involved, you instantly shake it off. If you successfully break a precept, reduce your Piety by one. This CAN go negative, if you keep breaking precepts.
Smite: If you see a creature violate one of your god's precepts, you get +1 to damage on your next successful attack against it per precept violated. This applies at most once per encounter with the creature.
Miracles: Rather than casting spells, Clerics perform miracles. They get one Miracle Die per precept of their god that they have put effort into advancing since their last miracle, up to a maximum of one less than their Cleric templates. Doubles and higher do not cause mishaps or Dooms; instead any witnesses can choose to set their Piety (or obtain a Piety) stat equal to the number rolled. If a Cleric of a rival god does this, they convert and use your God's miracles and precepts. Miracle Dice otherwise work exactly like Magic Dice do.
Command: When you recruit hirelings, you can always find ones that share your faith and are willing to accept half wages on that basis. They have a Piety equal to half your own, rounded up. If an action would break a precept, roll once for everyone and reduce their Piety if anyone breaks a precept. If this drops their Piety drops to zero, they start demanding full pay.
Doctrine: Make up two rules. They can be whatever you want. These count as precepts for you and anyone you cause to gain Piety. Hirelings obtained via Command will believe that these are exactly as important as the other precepts of your faith and you can get Miracle Dice for following these made up rules. These rules only take effect once you make a big public speech proclaiming their importance.
Each god has four basic precepts and grants their cleric three unique miracles. For example:
Zeus Precepts:
1. Uphold Hospitality.
2. Punish Oath Breakers.
3. Defend Holy Places.
4. Get Zeus Laid.
Zeus Miracles:
1. Thunderbolt.
2. Polymorph.
3. Divine Might.
Lolth Precepts:
1. Obey Powerful Women.
2. Recruit Servants.
3. Betray Weaklings.
4. Hurt Non-Drow.
Lolth Miracles:
1. Enthrall.
2. Darkfire.
3. Summon Spider.
Face-Biter Mike Precepts:
1. Bring Mike Loot.
2. Kill Mike's Rivals.
3. Simplify Matters.
4. Don't Give Up.
Face-Biter Mike Miracles:
1. Ice Breath.
2. Divine Might.
3. Contact Dragon.
Friday, May 31, 2024
Three Elf Kins [Nixie, Tossiche & Trute]
If you are unfamiliar with Gorinich's Elf class over on The Whimsical Mountain, go read that before reading this.
Done?
Good. Have a trio of Elf Kins to celebrate.
Nixie
You grant any number of creatures touched the ability to breathe underwater, dividing the duration between them as you see fit. If used on a creature that breathes water already, it instead gains the ability to breathe air.
Starting Skill (1d3): Singer, Sailor, Ostler.
Favored Environment: Remote coastlines, babbling brooks and mountain lakes.
Tossiche
Starting Skill (1d3): Beekeeper, Guttersnipe, Miner.
Favored Environment: Dripping caverns, abandoned wells and the king's dungeons.
Trute
Sunday, May 26, 2024
[GLOG] Camera Wizard
Drawback: Even numbered spells below require you to take a photograph as you cast them. If your reflection is in the shot, you accidentally target yourself instead of whatever you intended to target with the spell.
Cantrips
-With ten minutes in a dark room and 1 silver in chemicals, you can develop a negative inside your camera into a glossy full color photograph.
-You can force everyone within line of sight to repeat a single word of your choice. It's the same word every time. 'Cheese' is traditional.
-You can make your eyes glow red at will. This will scare the shit out of most normal people the first time they see you do it.
Spells
1. Conjure Pinhole
2. Capture Spirit
3. Illusion
4. Flash
5. Develop
6. Fatal Frame
7. Freeze Frame
8. Capture Person
9. Animate Portrait
10. Revision
11. Soul Gallery
12. Capture Scene
Conjure Pinhole - Opens a magical pinhole onto the far side of a wall (or other surface). It's too small to look through, but an image of whatever is on the brighter side will be projected (upside down and reversed) onto the opposing wall (or other surface) on the darker side. Lasts [sum] minutes. Not visible on the brighter side.
Capture Spirit - Photograph an immaterial being with fewer than [sum] hit points remaining, trapping them inside your camera. You can only trap one being per camera, but developing the film transfers the subject into the photograph instead. Breaking the camera or the photo releases them. Works on ghosts, illusions, air elementals and demons but not reflections.
Illusion - Pull an illusory copy of something out of developed photograph of that thing. It looks, sounds and behaves exactly as it did in real life, but is an intangible illusion that only lasts for [sum] minutes.
Flash - Creates a blinding flash. Anyone caught in it must Save vs. being blind for [sum] rounds. If Sum > 12, the duration is instead permanent. Photographs taken this way will show invisible things as if they were visible and magical things with a glowing aura.
Develop - Instantly develop up to [sum] photographs (spending the silver required for supplies in the process) while also creating a big billowing plume of purple smoke around yourself, 10 x [dice] feet in diameter. The smoke lasts an hour if not blown away first.
Fatal Frame - Does [sum] damage to a single target, no save. If you kill them, their soul gets trapped in your camera as per Capture Spirit. They cannot move on to the afterlife until you release them. This doesn't work on things that are already dead or were never alive to begin with.
Freeze Frame - Forces up to [sum] targets to smile and hold their current poses for [highest]+[dice] rounds. Ends immediately for everyone if anything not frozen enters the shot or if anyone frozen takes damage.
Capture Person - Target photographed disappears into your camera for [highest]+[dice] rounds. A successful Save allows the target to escape being photographed entirely. If you develop the film afterward, it will produce an animated (but inaudible) photograph of the subject.
Animate Portrait - An image of a creature comes to life for [sum] minutes and can be spoken to. Paintings and murals know what the artist knew of the subject, while photographs know what the subject knew of themselves. Either kind of portrait knows about things that happened directly in front of it. The portrait is only as cooperative as the original creature would be.
Revision - The photograph taken while casting this spell can be shaken up to [dice] times in order to revert everything caught in the shot back to its position (though not condition) as of the time the shot was taken. Anything that wasn't present gets flung out of frame to make room.
Soul Gallery - You join together up to [dice] photographs into a gallery which captures your innermost essence. Whenever you would be harmed in ways that would be visible in a photograph, you can transfer the harm to the photograph in the gallery instead. Keep track of these, because if you ever remove a picture from the gallery, you suffer any harm it is storing for you. You can cast this spell again to add more pictures, but only up to a maximum number equal to your [dice].
Capture Scene - Everything in the shot is sucked up into the camera, leaving behind a permanent cloud of opaque purple smoke where the scenery used to be. Living things can choose to go with the captured scenery (ending up in a pocket dimension within the camera) or to remain where they are (ending up in a smoke-filled crater where the scenery used to be). Breaking the camera or a printed photograph of the scene releases the trapped scene and everything inside of it. With a good view, this can steal miles.
Mishaps
1. MD only return to you pool on a 1-2 for 24 hours.
2. Take 1d6 damage.
3. Random mutation for 1d6 rounds, then Save. Permanent if you fail.
4. Jam. Can't cast spells or take photographs for 1d6 rounds.
5. Backfire. Blinded for 1d6 rounds.
6. Film unspools from camera. Save or be entangled.
Dooms
1. Your reflection begins to silently conspire against you. It will hold up photographs and gesture to your enemies in order to do you harm.
2. Your reflection gains the ability to speak and move freely between mirrors. It will seek out your enemies and conspire with them.
3. Your reflection gains the ability to cast magic like you do. It seeks you out for a final confrontation, aiming to banish you into the mirror.
You may avert this Doom by finding a way to destroy your reflection before it can destroy you, or by hiding in a place without reflective surfaces.
The Treasury of Skillful Methods
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Druid Starting Equipment: Spear, sharp rock, tanned animal hide bag. Pick a specific beast for the animal hide to be from. +1 Stealth at ev...
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About two years ago, I ran a 5e campaign with the following premise: some demigod tyrant of a king has found a passage into the Underworld a...